Eat This, Not That: News From The Mullet Festival
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Eat This, Not That: News From The Mullet Festival
THE HEADLINE STEALS MY ATTENTION: "Man arrested for trying to enter Mullet Festival without paying."
Anticipating many LOL pictures, maybe reports from a Nickleback concert, and a wave of 70s nostalgia, I click.
Instead, I find fish. Or specifically, news from the 34th annual Boggy Bayou Mullet Festival, where Floridians eat and drink and make merry in the name of some scallywag from the sea.
Damn. Wrong mullet. There are too many godforsaken dead-ends on the web.
But a mullet festival? Somebody should get on that.
Tags: Ephemera
