THE TOOL THAT ROARED

Cute! Little Willow's Pretending She's A hiP hOPsTER

OH, LOOK! Willow's playing dress-up and singing for her mummy and daddy's rich friends. Aww, that's sooo adorable, almost like a brand new puppy. But be careful not to give yourself whiplash, baby, okay?

(Hon? Do you have an aspirin?)

Jay Z and Beyonce will get such a kick out of this! Doesn't she remind you of yourself when you were young?

Okay, baby, party's over for now. Time to go upstairs, wash that makeup off and go to bed. And, when you're saying your prayers to Ron tonight, just remember those poor kids in China who have to wake up and go to school tomorrow.

We are so blessed in America!