The program is called Mojowijo, and it is quite simple. One essentially "inserts" the Mojowijo attachment into the controller and then connects to a Bluetooth-enabled computer with the Mojowijo software. The user can reap the benefits of the program by him or herself, with another person in the room, or with another person over the Internet. The motions of one device become vibrations in the other device.

What a fantastic scheme for those in long-distance relationships! Phone sex gets old quickly.

"Using Mojowijo's patent pending Motion2Vibration technology, the device is able to transform the varying motions of the control into appropriate vibration signals and send them to another selected device -- in the same room or over the internet,'' the manufacturer's website claims. " (Wii gaming console NOT required). Essentially turning your Wii remotes into shared, remote controlled vibrators (aka wii vibrator or wiibrator!)

Looking at the devices themselves is a bit unnerving. They look very robotic; cold, hard, unforgiving. (And this is coming from the woman who refers to her plug-in vibe as "The Power Tool."

The female one looks like a typical single-action internal vibrator, which could of course be used externally on the clitoris. I don’t know the material of which it is made, but women may only want to use it externally if it’s not safe and non-toxic.

The male Mojowijo has what I imagine is an up-and-down moving “arm” with a C-shaped cockring-esque extension, which I hope is made of a flexible, adjustable material.

To see for myself, I applied at www.mojowijo.com to be a test subject. I'll let you know if I'm approved!



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