Get Ready For Angelina Jolie's Salt To Blow Up The Box Office
Get Ready For Angelina Jolie's Salt To Blow Up The Box Office
IT'S SAFE TO SAY THAT VIXEN ANGELINA JOLIE'S SALT WILL HAVE AN EXPLOSIVE DEBUT WEEKEND, and it won't be because of all the recent Angie stories with bland pronouncements about her family.
She'll have Andrew Morton's spicy new unauthorizied biography and leaked S&M pics from her deviant days to thank.
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After disappointing appearances at the box office with A Mighty Heart and Changeling, Ang once again plays a double-crossed secret agent as she did in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, the film on which she seduced Hollywood's then-married golden boy Brad Pitt. Salt is guaranteed to deliver more golden calves to Ang, who's been selling everything but strands of her hair to promote the movie.
But the flick's best promotion is the titiillating details emerging about Angelina, the latest book by Princess Diana's biographer Andrew Morton, who portrays the star as a cunning manhunter with abandonment issues and a history of lusting after unavailable costars. The book's due out tomorrow, July 31st.
THR reports that television celebrity news shows have avoided covering its juicy allegations out of fear of being blacklisted by Brangelina.
And with timing suspicious enough to make one wonder if Ang is behind them, Star's publishes photos allegedly depicting Ang in a 14-hourlong heroin-induced S&M session wearing a dog collar and tape on her chest.
In the days running up to the movie's July 30th release, we've learned how Angie "keeps her household organized", how Pitt is a "wonderful father" who always makes her "feel sexy,", that Ang is beautiful because she's happy, how her son Maddox freaked out when he saw her in custome on Salt's set. To which but only the most avowed fan says meh.
But Morton's book and Star's pics will guarantee a box office smash for Ang.
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