TAKING THE TEMPERATURE

Anti-Lindsay Fever Infecting Los Angeles Jail

By Elizabeth C.

SEEMS MISS FIRE CROTCH IS GETTING HER NEW ROOMIES hot under the collar.

What Los Angeles Sheriff's officials dub as "no special treatment" is being interpreted by inmates at the Central Regional Detention Center as "special handling."

"All the inmates are sick of Lindsay," Maria Medina, a relative of an inmate, tells People.

"It's almost like Lindsay Lohan's here, but she's not. Like if she even moves, they put the whole facility on lockdown. It happens all the time."

Officials say they don't know what Medina's talking about; that there's "no such thing as lockdowns." But of course semantics is everything and maybe they call it "taking precautions?"

Looks like the only place Lindsay’s still being treated as a celebrity is in jail!