And now his mother is suggesting that his confession was coerced. When will she stop enabling him?

The 16-year-old California solo teen sailor adrift at sea has been found alive and well. Abby Sunderland activated distress beacons shortly after reporting to her family that she was encountering violent weather in the Indian Ocean. The girl's father said she'll be returning home directly and abandon her effort to sail around the world. He had been criticized for allowing her to sail alone in the first place.

Madonna, the original pop singer of sacrilege, is miffed over Lady Gaga's Alejandro video which shows the phenom sucking on rosary beads and being violently defrocked by men.

According to the Chicago Sun-Times, Madonna is not thrilled about the imagery which mimics the joyful blasphemy of Like A Prayer. "'It just bugs Madonna that Lady Gaga uses fashion and her performance style in a way that has so many people calling her 'the new Madonna,' a source told the paper. "Madonna thinks she is unique and there cannot be a younger version of something that is unique."

This isn’t the only peer of Gah's that isn't impressed. Katy Perry tweeted Tuesday that "using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke," and M.I.A. recently dissed: "She models herself on Grace Jones and Madonna, but the music sounds like 20-year-old Ibiza music, you know? She's not progressive."

Even the Catholic League's president Bill Donohue is getting down and dirty, saying, "Lady Gaga is playing Madonna copy cat, squirming around half-naked with half-naked guys, abusing Catholic symbols …while bleating out "Alejandro" enough times to induce vomit…(s)he has now become the new poster girl for American decadence and Catholic bashing, sans the looks and talent of her role model.

Now say 10 Hail Marys as your penance, Bill Donohue!