TOOL FOR LOVE

Material Girl Sells Her Daughter In Newest Marketing Campaign

By Staff

PROVING SHE HAS NO BOUNDARIES WHEN IT COMES TO SELLING, Madonna is set to launch a teen clothing line with her 13-year-old daughter, Lourdes.

Reviewers say the Material Girl line harkens back to Madonna's 80s persona, mixing crucifixes with lace and leather.

"I think this line is absolutely an extension of her taste," Madonna fake-cooed in a news release about the line which debuts in August at Macy's.

"We like to combine … a plaid or a flannel with a lace, or leather with lace or rhinestones. So we mix and match textures and fabrics and elements that are both masculine and feminine."

We know after three decades that Madonna's a master at mixing business with pleasure. But she crosses into dangerous territory when she uses her girl to sell, turning her into fair game for the media. Won't be long now before Lola's subjected to more snipes about her unibrow. (You see what I mean?)