STRICKEN SHIT

Toronto Police: Justin Bieber Isn't Dead

TEEN SENSATION JUSTIN BIEBER LIVES!

Or maybe not. Maybe he's lying dead in a gutter in Atlanta and his body just hasn't been found.

What we can categorically report is that the heart throb didn't die yesterday in Toronto from a suspected cocaine overdose as has been reported.

Rumors zipped through the Internets late last night that the 16-year-old Baby singer was found passed out in an Ontario home and was later declared dead at a Toronto hospital.

A counterfeit website mimicking Fox News claimed that "police reports indicate that illegal drugs, namely cocaine, may be factors in the young singer's condition."

But that was news to Toronto police "Constable Chan" who was on duty early this morning. He said he had received no such information about Bieber's death, and that "if anything big happens in Toronto, the Duty Desk gets notified." Personnel from the Toronto East General Hospital also poured water on the claims.

Good news, Justin! You get to live until the next rumor rockets 'round the web.