PULP FICTION

Egads! Lady Gaga's Photoshop Of Horrors

By Elizabeth C.

LADY GAGA IS A FRAUD!

That ain't her butt and those aren't her legs that she's wielding like weapons on the cover of the Rolling Stone. And never you mind the machine guns that she's cozying up to.

While bloggers frequently spank fashion magazines for photoshopping models, that same beautifying's going on here.

Gah's legs appear longer and less muscular than they look in recent pics of her strutting in ripped leggings to a visit to the New York Mets, where she sat in Jerry Seinfeld's box. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Her little monsters are smart enough to know the real deal.

"Whatever artist was commissioned to Photoshop her butt needs to be fired," snipes LesleyBurt at the fansite Gaga Daily. "We should submit this to the Photoshop Fail blog. Sooooo horribly done, ew."

And _Klou_ concurswhile bragging: “She looks great in that pic, but they definitely did some photo shopping with her ass. She has a nice ass anyway, but it’s pretty obvious by how fake it looks. And I have seen it enough in pictures (and in person) to know it doesn’t look like that.”

And Biggermonster comments, “I love Gaga, but this is a rather poor photo-shop. Her bum is simply spectacular in real life, but here it looks comical, like it was clearly drawn in. Maybe that’s the point?”

The attention addict Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta confesses in the mag’s interview that she doesn’t want people to see her as human.

"This is showbiz for me," Gaga says.

"I don't want people to see that I'm a human being."

Guess what, Gah? It works! Though this picture doesn't actually scream music -- but more like run for your life!

What should we do, monsters? Do we accept her fake persona -- or subject her to the firing line? You be the judge.