TOLD YA SO

Danielle Staub's Home Porn: I've Seen It

By Sexy Chatty Catty

SexyChattyCatty SO WHO'S THE MYSTERY MAN ON DANIELLE STAUB'S HOMEGROWN VIDEO?

Steve Zalewski, the ex beau of New Jersey's most reviled housewife, denies that he's the man on the homemade movie due out June 14th. Steve says the home porn he shot shows Danielle servicing him orally. He threatened to release the tape last year but Danielle got a temporary injunction from the court.

I reported last month seeing the tape depicting Danielle's pierced muff riding her mystery partner in a variety of positions. And though the voice surely sounded like Steve's to me, I'll admit that when somebody's throwing pussy at you and you're in the throes of lust, our growls and moans can sound alike.

But if not Steve, who? Could it have been her current hanger-on/bodyguard, Danny, the ex-con on parole? Or one of her uninvited Hell’s Angels/wiseguy entourage friends who got her denied a table at the Brownstone cancer fund-raiser. (It wasn't because her group looked like they were gonna shoot up the place. I know we're in North Jersey but this ain't the Sopranos).

Perhaps the identity of the Danielle's play partner will be revealed after its release; it's sure to put the Housewives' chief antagonist more of the spotlight, and give the other Housewives more fodder for their gatherings.

And, more than sex, that is what Danielle craves. Prostitution whore, indeed. Attention whore is more like it.

Her poor kids have a rough time ahead.

SexyChattyCatty is a regular contributor at CrabbyGolightly.com where she writes on TV, America's favorite snack food.