FALLING TO GRACE

Lindsay Lohan's Step In The Right Direction

"ONLY I WOULD GET PUSHED INTO A LARGE, SHARP PLANT BY CRAZY PAPARAZZI!!! I need to start wearing more flats."

Lindsay Lohan Twittered to the world in an effort to seek sympathy for her recent consecutive falls and powder-in-shoes faux pas.

Poor Lilo's been ridiculed in the press for her recent mishaps and George Lopez insinuated the powder was coke.

That made Lindsay puffin' mad. She slammed the comedian on Twitter, then George did was any selfpromoting talkshow host would do: He invited her on his show. (Latest word: she's accepted.)

And all this drama over high-heeled shoes, the quintessential starlet's accessory!

In Lindsay's defense, no other fashion accessory has caused women more pain and suffering. But falling from six inches doesn't explain the fading star's recent out-of-control behavior which even led L.A.'s finest to consider seeking a psychological evaluation of her.

People close to LL are afraid for her life. Even her father held a news conference and blamed his divorce for his daughter's disturbing behavior.

But there is some good news: Lilo was spotted wearing ballet flats in L.A. two days ago. That's a step in the right direction. Now if she would only take it easy with the powder and the drinks…



Madi S. is mom to two kids and three cats. She loves pop culture news, movies, fashion, travel, reading and observing the world.