Lilo, This Is Your Fake Mother Talking: Enroll Yourself In College
A LIFE WITHOUT PURPOSE
Lindsay, This Is Your Fake Mother Talking! Enroll Yourself In College
POOR LITTLE LOST LILO IS CASH-STRAPPED and washed up.
The former Teen Queen has reportedly racked up $600,000 in debt, her faux father Dr. Drew wants her committed, and she hasn't landed a decent gig in years.
"I absolutely wish no harm to her," Television's Pinsky told Radar.com. "But I just have a feeling that something awful is going to happen to her, like she is going to lose a limb."
He then made the outrageous suggestion that that sadsack of a father Michael Lohan pack Lindsay's car with drugs and then tip off police so she'd get arrested, an idea none too popular with…well…anyone.
Now Pinskys' defending himself for giving voice to the kooky idea. If he were Lindsay's father, "I would go to any lengths to get her to and retain her in treatment," Drew wrote on Huffington Post. “Bringing legal consequences to bear is often the only alternative. It would kill me but I would do it."
Understandably, Lindsay reacted angrily, calling him “a loser’’ and a “celebrity doctor.”
I can’t help feeling sorry for Lindsay, who’s got looks and talent but no common sense, no safety net and no meaning in her life.
So we have a better idea than setting her up for arrest:
College!
Ship her off to the East Coast, let her rediscover herself through those freshman 15, find meaning beyond celebrity. Heck, if she has a $600,000 credit line for clothes and partying, surely she can scrape together the $200K she'd need to go to Harvard.
Education’s Linday's way out of the spiritual thicket that she’s in.
Philosopher Rudolph Steiner, the founder of the Waldorf schools, wrote: "There is no escaping this chaos unless we can find a way to bring spirituality into human souls through education, so that human beings may find a way to progress.”
Lindsay needs to save herself by immersing herself in school.
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