Mr. and Mrs. King have both filed divorce papers in California. Still no details on how King manifested his freakiness. We're waiting, Hector.

Now that Kate Gosselin's been banished from Dancing with The Stars, fellow contestant Louis van Amstel tells Us Weekly that the reality TV mom needs a shrink. van Amstel said Kate showed promise but, ultimately, was her own worst enemy. "You'd have to break her down and then teach -- what's going on, what's holding you down,’’ van Amstel said. "She needs a psychologist, that's what it is...In the end, I felt really bad for Kate." And former DWTS pro Karina Smirnoff tells the tab, "I know she was very emotional and crying…It's funny, every season we have celebrities that take it personally."

Charlie Sheen's rehabilitation apparently involves “desensitizing” therapy requiring him to expose himself over and over to the same lures. Radaronline reports that Sheen took his paid ho to the house where his estranged wife was staying. Brooke Mueller allegedly fled quickly, and now the dueling detoxers take turns sleeping in the house. "She doesn’t want to sleep in the same house with him she's so disgusted," a source tells the mag.

Finally, the emergence of tiny buds on the chest of Kate Hudson is evoking shrill cries of "sell-out" and "fail" from divergent quarters. Us Weekly reported that the formerly flat-chested actress got an itsy-bitsy augmenting, prompting fame whore Spencer Pratt to Twitckle (that's heckle and Twitter combined) that she needs a refund. Kate's sudden growth has provoked speculation that her breakup with Alex Rodriguez left burn marks; the actress previously boasted proudly of her tiny assets. Meanwhile, all the hubbub about Kate's new boobs has taken attention off what seems to be a new nose and chin too. No wonder Spencer's peeved; looks like Kate is competing with Heidi Montag for "most improved."