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Jesse James' A "Broken Man," Gerry Makes Butt Jokes & Madonna Hands Down The Material Wealth

By Madi S.

Madi S. JESSE JAMES FLEES REHAB AFTER REPORTS SURFACE THAT MOVING TRUCKS WERE SPOTTED at the Seal Beach, Ca. house he once shared with Sandra Bullock who is assuredly seeking divorce from the cheating monster. "She is over him," a friend tells US Weekly. With evidence mounting that Sandra will no longer be Jesse's girl, the reality TV badboy's lawyer is pleading his case. "He's a broken man,'' Attorney Joe Yanny tells TMZ. "The single most important thing to Mr. James and the children is that the marriage somehow survive." Shouldn't he have thought of that before he threw his monkey wrench around?

Madonna sets up her 13-year-old daughter Lola with her own Macy clothing line. The "Material Girl" is purportedly designed by Lola who gets her inspiration from dance classes, her favorite rock bands and, um, aging rock stars? Madonna coos about Lola's sense of style but she wishes she would "dress more conservatively." Spoken like a true mum. Meanwhile, the original Material Girl parties in London with her 23-year-old boy toy Jesus Luz in tow. Heel, Jesus!

Spring is here so it's time for spring cleaning! Some clean their closets and some just spring out of closets. Case in point: Ricky Martin who announced he's gay to absolutely no one's surprise. Martin said his twin sons, who turn 2 in August, inspired him to be true to himself. And Anna Paquin revealed to the world that she's bisexual. The actress is engaged to actor Stephen Moyer who costars with her in the HBO series True Blood. She came out on behalf of True Colors Fund, a gay-rights advocacy group. Paquin said the word "true" in both the TV series' and advocacy group's names inspired her to come out. Joking!

Lindsay Lohan lives in a trippy, trippy world. She continues to party, fall and embarrass herself. And reports have leaked that she's so broke that her landlord had to dun her to pay $23,000 she owed in back rent. Lindsay, I have a suggestion: stop Twittering about your horrible father and seek the couch of a professional.

Gerard Butler denies he put his fingers in Jennifer Aniston's butt, but the picture says everything. Oh, the games that these two play! They flirt, pretend they are together, deny they are together and in the end, pose for pictures that reveal their own truth. Thanks to the snaps, Gerry and Jen are BFF's -- butt friends forever!

Madi S. is mom to two kids and three cats. She loves pop culture news, movies, fashion, travel, reading and observing the world.