Hideous Monster From The Bottom Of The Sea
PREHISTORIC HORROR
Hideous Monster From The Bottom Of The Sea
DO YOU THINK THEY CALL THIS THE "JESSE JAMES" OF THE DEEP SEA?
This giant isopod or Bathynomus giganteus surfaces from the bottom of the ocean courtesy of Gwynzer on Reddit, by way of Gawker et al. Something left over from Xenu's visit 75 million years ago, no doubt.
The hipsters or fauxhemians" over at Gawker were tripping over their tongues about this one. Best lines?
"Like a window right into the Cretaceous."
Well, you have officially ruined the ocean for me."
"As we speak, Lady Gaga is already figuring out how to turn it into a hat."
Tags: Ephemera , Pop Culture
