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Susan Miller at lunch at The Drake in Chicago

In The Gravitational Pull Of Star Astrologer Susan Miller

By Elizabeth C.

INSIDE A SMALL MEETING ROOM AT CHICAGO'S DRAKE HOTEL, ASTROLOGER SUSAN MILLER is the figurative sun whose gravity pulls rapt attention from about three dozen acolytes.

Ms. Miller, who pens the monthly astrology column for the fashion mag Elle as well as her famously popular website Astrologyzone.com, is in town to give the year's forecast to well-heeled stargazers who each pay $225 for the privilege. [As an ersatz member of press, I succeed at crashing the party for the price of lunch and coffee --$70.]

And, just like the sun, Ms. Miller is a mass of energy throwing light from the center of the room. Petite and raven-haired, she wears a simple navy dress, black sweater and eye-catching blue rhinestone necklace by Coach. And when she talks, which she does in a melodic rat-a-tat-tat, she punctuates her sentences with laughter.

On this day, Sunday, March 21st, she begins her seminar by reminding those in attendance that "astrology is not destiny" but that "astrology helps you, it helps you so much."

The big astrological news this year are the eclipses on June 26 and July 11, the first of which Ms. Miller promises will be life-altering. She predicts around this date that "the financial market is going to freefall" like an elevator with a snapped cable. And she adds ominously, “I would not be on an airplane from the end of June to the beginning of July.”

Her patrons are eager to find out how this year’s aspects will affect them.

A brunette Scorpio smiles gleefully and giggles with friends when Susan tells her a hot romance is on the horizon. A Libran wants to know if she’ll be able to sell her deceased father’s house. [“Magic, magic. You’re going to get a good price,’’ Susan tells her.] Another Libran is eager to know if her relationship will survive a recent crushing revelation. [“You can throw yourself into work,’’ Susan says. “At least your boss will love you.”]

In addition to touching on the year’s astrological milestones, Susan also throws out well-worn descriptions of the sun signs: Scorpios are “smoldering’’; Geminis are incurable gossips; Taureans are lusty beauties; Pisceans are generous to a fault.

Ms. Miller also reveals this: she is a relentless namedropper, teasing her audience with her brushes with celebrity.

For instance, she tells one woman in the audience that she shares her birthday with fashion designer Jason Wu, with whom she rubbed elbows at a Manhattan event. [“You really understand,’’ she says he told her.]

And, she shares that she’s done the chart of Donald Trump’s baby Baron, whose March 20th birthday falls on the cusp between Pisces and Aries. She tells us she expected the privileged heir to be an Aries, but discovered that he actually is a Pisces. With a knowing air, she declares: “He’s going to give away his father’s money to charity.”

Yet, over the course of six hours – with an hour break for lunch – Ms. Miller also manages to shares wise words that would be appreciated by the most leering skeptic. Among them:

“You never want to life a life of regret.” And…

”Even if you adore your doctor, you should see at least two.” And…

“Sometimes just talking to a person and looking at their face tells you everything.” And…

“Live courageously. Never make a decision out of fear. Because it will never work out.”

But the day's best line is one to be welcomed by believers and nonbelievers alike.

“It’s always good to be born,' Ms. Miller says. "There’s no such thing as a bad birthday.”



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I have been reading Astrology Zone for a year. She's yet, to make one accurate prediction.

That's a good site for horoscopes. she knows whats she's doing

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