Could this be a match in turd’s heaven? I think so.

And don't these two just love their sexxxy talk? Here's John describing how f**king ex Jessica Simspon was like taking crack cocaine: ”Sexually it was crazy,’’ he tells Playboy in an unguarded interview. “Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just fuckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.'”

Damn that boy had it bad. Which is a bit reminiscent of Megan lusting over a girl: “Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands,’’ she once said. “She's mesmerizing.”

Then there’s self-confessed bisexual experimentation, with John deep-tonguing Perez Hilton and joking about rimming TMZ’s Harvey Levin, while Megan exclaims there’s “no question in my mind about being bisexual.”

And while Megan says she’s “suspicious of boys-slash-men. I just don't like them or trust them," –- John says he’s an “old soul” who still hankers for boyish things. “I want to dance. I want to get on an airplane and be like a ninja. I want to be an explorer. I want to be like The Bourne Identity. I don't want to pet dogs in the kitchen.”

Read John's interview and Megan's most infamous quotes and it’s clear these two are meant for each other: both are über cocky, dismissive of schooling, and preoccupied with their own places in the world.

Sounds like destiny to me.