Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren Celebrate Birthdays Apart
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Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren Celebrate Birthdays Apart
THE HOLIDAZE IS OVER AND IT'S BACK TO WORK FOR THE SNIPES.
The first order of business: Where is Tiger Woods?
TMZ reported the rumor that Tiger spent his birthday holed up at the Trump International Hotel in New York and ordered in some shawty and 20 bottles of vodka.
Yeah right. We'd be more inclined to believe that if the backdrop wasn't Trump, a name synonymous with hype. Despite TMZ expressing its own trepidations about the buzz, others were quick to report it as truth. And still others were reporting that Tiger and Elin "want to work things out."
Here's what we can report with 100 percent certitude: They both just celebrated birthdays!
Tiger turned 34 on December 30th and Elin celebrated her 30th on January 1st, making them both illustrious, headstrong Capricorns.
Wanting to give something back to the couple who's given me so much in the way of Internet traffic, here's their astrological compability chart compliments of CafeAstrology.com, always good for cheap fun.
So without further ado, here's my gift to them and to you! Happy birthday, you crazy mixed-up love birds!
SUN CONJUNCTS SUN
This is an excellent aspect for a union because neither has to explain to the other about his or her life goals and overall personality. The two people complement each other in basic ways. Although every relationship has its struggles and conflicts, this aspect helps strengthen your relationship because there is an overall understanding and you support one another at the end of the day.
SUN SQUARES PLUTO
A great physical attraction will unite the couple, but this relationship is unlikely to be entirely healthy. The Pluto person (Tiger) tries to change the Sun person, which is not at all appreciated, and this leads to sometimes violent conflict. If the relationship ends, much bitterness and anger might be the result.
Read about Tiger And Rachel Uchitel's astrological compatibility here.
SUN TRINES JUPITER
Here is a couple you like to be with. They are charming, agreeable and know how to entertain their friends generously and warmly. They go well together, and love each other in a discrete and sincere way, and appreciate the joys of life together.
VENUS CONJUNCT URANUS
Union or love will be very strong, not at all intellectual, but sensual and full of romanticism and originality.
MARS SQUARES NEPTUNE
It's too easy for this relationship to end up becoming manipulative and frustrating. You may find that you have a hard time accomplishing much on a practical level when you are together, because you tend to enjoy spending leisure time together.
MERCURY TRINES SATURN
If Mercury is looking for a mother or father in the spouse, then this aspect is very favorable. Saturn will give a lot on the intellectual level and in life in general.
VENUS SEXTILES SATURN
This union could be favorable and lasting, if Venus is really looking for a mature person to be with. There can be a certain level of self-consciousness together that is always present, no matter how long they are together. There is a lot of loyalty between them, and a feeling of responsibility for one another.
VENUS TRINES PLUTO
Great passionate affair, very intense and transforming. They feel that the relationship forces them to grow.
JUPITER SQUARES NEPTUNE
They sometimes encourage impracticality in one another. They often feel let down with one another, usually because each wants very much to please the other, but it is hard to fulfill all the promises that are made to one another.
VENUS SEXTILES NEPTUNE
Favorable union, they have the same artistic tastes in common, their life will sometimes be full of fantasy.
MARS OPPOSES NEPTUNE
It's too easy for this relationship to end up becoming manipulative and frustrating. You may find that you have a hard time accomplishing much on a practical level when you are together, because you tend to enjoy spending leisure time together.
MARS TRINES PLUTO
There's enormous physical passion. The sexual attraction is intense and insistent. They want to be around each other as much as possible. Their sexual relationship evolves with time, instead of dissolves.
So there you have it, folks! Here's wishing the couple grace and feat in maneuvering through the maelstrom.
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