Tiger Woods' Sub Par Performance As Husband Costs His Game
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Tiger Woods' Sub Par Performance As Hubby Costs His Game
SO GOLF'S BILLION DOLLAR MAN IS TAKING AN INVOLUNTARY BREAK.
The dominoes set into motion by Tiger Woods' 2:30am smackup fell too fast to keep consequences at bay.
Woods' unmasking as a whoremonger came at whiplash speed. And now he's giving up what he clearly loves to salvage a marriage that he didn't care enough about.
I'm sad for Elin, who seems to genuinely love her husband (Google photographs show her beaming with and planting passionate kisses on her husband).
And I'm aghast at the audacity and hubrus shown by a spoiled star whose public image was framed by enabling handlers, the sport's press and a gullible public.
Maybe there's an upside: maybe the public will begin to peer behind Hollywood personas. Maybe more accidents a la Mel Gibson will reveal the sullied, complicated truth.
I doubt Tiger's career is over. And the bucks won't stop rolling in. Nike is hanging tough, Gatorade may or may not stick around. But think of all the potential future clients! Viagra and Levitra come to mind, as do some sexy car companies and Trojan and Vivid condoms. (But, for obvious reasons, not the Trustex brand.)
It's inconceivable that his marriage can be saved. Ultimately Elin will realize that the man who so easily lived a lie can't be trusted when he says he's "profoundly sorry."
With ex-hookups bragging that he cared little about hiding their trysts, it's doubtful that Tiger's "sorry" for anything except getting caught.
Elin, cry, scream, scratch if you have to, then get your share and get out. Because no matter how he may want to, a Tiger can't change his stripes.
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