LOVE MATCH?
Are Tiger Woods & Rachel Uchitel Destined For Each Other? Let's Ask The Stars
WITH RUMOR THE INTERNET'S PREFERRED CURRENCY, IT HARDLY SEEMS TO MATTER WHAT'S TRUE OR NOT ABOUT TIGER AND HIS NO. 1 GAL PAL, Rachel Uchitel.
Tiger may or may not be sailing in the Bahamas with buddies. Or holding hands with Rachel in West Palm, Fla. Or seeking plastic surgery in Arizona to fix those gashes to his face from a golf club. Or possibly in deep, intensive marital therapy.
Or maybe it's all a bunch of horse shit. And/or he wants out, wants to be with his love, the woman he "connects" with.
Until the divorce papers are filed, and the pictures are snapped, we won't know if the future holds the "Mrs. Woods" title for Uchitel.
BUT. THERE. IS. ANOTHER. WAY! We can see what the stars ordain!
Don't laugh! Oh, wait a minute, this is info-tainment! Have yourself a guffaw! And check out what the instantaneous compatibility reading at CafeAstrology has to say about a Tiger/Rachel matchup.
SUN CONJUNCT MARS
Pure sexual attraction will unite the couple. They will have an ideal partner. They will be energetic, full of life and can undertake things together on the professional level or travel together on adventurous, unpredictable journeys. They respect each other's goals and drives, and don't stand in the way of their attempts to achieve their goals. Their body rhythms match well, and they share a basic physical bond that is hard to break.
MERCURY SQUARE VENUS
Their relationship will sometimes be agreeable, sometimes disturbed. They will like to share their ideas which are not always to the other's taste, so that they may have interminable discussions in order to convince each other of their mistakes, lack of judgement or lack of taste. (Hmmm. Reminds me of Tiger's alleged text messages to her!)
SUN SQUARE PLUTO
A great physical attraction will unite the couple, but this relationship is unlikely to be entirely healthy.
The Pluto person tries to change the Sun person, which is not at all appreciated, and this leads to sometimes violent conflict. If the relationship ends, much bitterness and anger might be the result.
VENUS SQUARE VENUS
Their styles in expressing love, and their preferred way to receive love, are at odds. This can be a real nuisance because there can be a lot of misunderstandings and wasted energy trying to explain oneself.
MARS SQUARE JUPITER
They have good intentions towards each other, but they often promise more than they can deliver. They make big plans that often fail to be realized. When one person wants to spend "together time", the other feels restless and dreams of being somewhere else. Freedom versus closeness is a conflict that arises often in this relationship.
JUPITER SQUARE SATURN
Difficult relationship as a couple, the two being too different even to complement each other.SATURN SQUARE URANUS
Challenging in terms of perspectives. There can be distinct times when they argue about restrictions on freedom. (Like when holed up on a boat?)
SUN TRINE PLUTO
It's love-at-first-sight, the great passion: they will be drawn to each other like two magnets, they will always have to see and touch each other. Very good sexual understanding, typically very passionate. It must be said that this type of relationship may not last forever, it may not develop into a quiet and tender love. If they part, it is close to impossible to stay friends because of the constant reminder of the passion that once existed. It's all or nothing with them. If they part, one will suffer when the passion of the other dies, it will be a very difficult time to live through. However, if they stay together, there is strength to gain from each other.
SATURN SQUARE PLUTO
Unfavorable union, the relationship will be difficult and sometimes destructive. To be avoided.
Too late for avoidance! With all this steamy passion, the two met, fell into each other's arms and beds. And my guess is they'll be lovers glad to lose love than to never have loved at all. (Violins, please.)
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