DOING THEIR PART

Jon & Kate: Boosting America's Economy

JON AND KATE'S REALITY SHOW CONTINUES UNABATED ON TV AND THE WEB.

For an undisclosed fee, Jon will be chagrined at any made-for-web publicity event you want to pay him for.

Kate, sniff, sniff, is hurting deeply over the public spectacle her life has become. And she laments that her children are behaving badly from the strain.

As the house comes tumbling down, let's find the silver lining: the Gosselins are a growth industry in America's skeletor economy.

In addition to being the bread and butter, or wheat (Kate?) and chaff (Jon?) of America's infotainment media, contributing to Amazon's bottom line, the couple have spawned an entire market of "Gosselin" domain names; you know, the ones speculators set up for web clicks.

There's KateGosselin.com, JonGosselin.com, and, of course, TheGosselins.

There's the GosselinsWithoutPity, TheGosselinsWithoutPity.Blogspot.com, and the contrarian TheGosselinsDoNotNeedOurPity.BlogSpot.com

There's JonAndKatePlusEight.com, JonAndKatePlusEight.net and, duh, TLC's official website.

There's the oddly named SixGosselins, which conveniently lists Jon & Kate's contact info for "personal appearances/speaking engagements, media requests, endorsement deals, television/film opportunities."

And we can only guess how many -- "I beg your pardon" -- wayward visits that JohnGosselin gets. Or how many interruptions this blissfully happy-looking JonAndKate receive.

You can tell this Jon & Kate are very different from the other; they don't have their pretty site "monetized." How unAmerican!