FOR THE RECORD
The Lesson For Us All In Carrie Prejean's Predicament
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ARRIE PREJEAN, fake-titted Jesus lover, was caught red-handed doing what she does best: being a hypocrite.
At the Miss USA pageant in April, pageant princess Prejean spewed about the sanctity of "opposite marriage."
She, naturally, qualified this assertion with her Christian values. (*Note: I'm not saying that Christians are all narrow-minded people-haters. That would be a gross exaggeration.)
And, as a reprise to her underwhelming series of topless photos, she is…drum roll, please…featured in a "home video in which she apparently engages in a solo sex act."
Boom! Zing! Pow! Evidently, TMZ has the video but won't release it.
The video was used as a trump card for the defense in a recent lawsuit Prejean filed against Miss USA.
Apparently flicking her bean for the camera stripped Prejean of credibility as a victim of religious discrimination.
This, however, is not about Carrie Prejean. I would say that she could go fuck herself, but she already did. And it was filmed.
Rather, this is a small example of a larger topic: filming and photographing sex. Hot or not?
My ex -- from when we were together -- has photos, videos, super-saucy text messages, and emails.
The photos and videos are both solo-Avoine and Avoine-avec-hombre.
We aren't together anymore, and those photos and videos are all still floating around on our respective phones and computers. What happens to them now? There is a monstrous amount of mutual trust between him and me that these little gems will remain between us, and not circulated on Facebook or the amateur section of RedTube.
The debate lies in the worth of these personal videos and photos. Is the risk of "leakage" worth the momentary thrill of recording, taking, sending, or receiving one of these? Irrationality is more fun, but rationality in the name of self-preservation may be the smarter choice.
I'm happy that Carrie Prejean felt comfy twerkin' it for the camera, but was it a logically sound career move? I'm sure the stupid dummy didn't foresee it being leaked to TMZ, but wouldn't you think a beauty-queen-turned-anti-gay-marriage-crusader would be a tad more conscientious?
Send off your texxxt messages, racy photos, and jerk-off videos, friends. If you do it, do it with confidence and gusto. There is nothing worse than a tentative or demure sex video. But, a word from the wise: be poised for the backlash.
No one is immune. Mwa ha ha!
What's your pleasure? Got a problem? Write to Avoine at AvoineSauvage@CrabbyGolightly.com
Comments
Amen!
Posted by: Patryck | November 7, 2009 05:32 PM