Penis Implants, Hair-Pulling, Back-Stabbing And Michael Lohan? Must Be Atlanta's Housewives
HOUSEWIVES' REHASH

Penis Implants, Hair-Pulling, Back-Stabbing? Must Be Atlanta's Housewives
GOD, KANDI GIRL, I LOVE YOU.
Girlfriend came right on out and said that NeNe was different from last season (I told ya'll!). She used a word I really don't like to use with black folk -- "uppity" -- but that's the gist of it.
NeNe's smelling herself and Kandi got the scent.
NeNe, just because you send out "tweets" to famous folks and they may send one back out to you doesn't mean you're a celebrity.
Along with this great nugget, the second half of the Housewives reunion also gave us lots of really good clips. Like the wig-tugging scene outside of the restaurant, now featuring Michael Lohan, of all people.
Kim now finds it funny. Bizarre. But I did love the way NeNe kept calling him "Hey, Lindsay Lohan's daddy."
And stupid Kim being accused of canoodling with an unidentified man after that intense confrontation and denying it. How do these folks forget that they can't lie when there are cameras around? Roll tape and there she is… canoodling. Was it Poppa? I think so.
The high-heeled gays of Atlanta are showcased in all their glory. The women are jealous of their shoes. And they're probably also jealous that sometimes they're best part of the show. (I'm not going to ask again that Dwight Eubanks be given his own show, but I'd watch.)
Then, Dwight comes out in all his fop glory. He critiques the ladies while they silently hate his guts.
Evidently Kim doesn't find this funny cause she busts out that Dwight has had a penile implant and has also shown her before and after pictures. Say What!!!
He doesn't miss a beat as she relates that he also showed her his fishnet stockings and mesh undies. He placidly compares it to a breast implant (Take that, Kim). He's so fucking cool.
Love, love, love the rivalry between Lisa and Sheree's fashion lines and shows. Lisa's gets real bitch-faced when Sheree calls her unfashionable and says that if what Lisa was wearing was any indication of her show, well then, she didn't miss much. BITCH. It's a given that Dwight created a better runway show for Sheree. But that is what he do, that's how he rolls.
Each woman thinks the other is a copycat, while neither is really a fashion designer. But Lisa really gets in Dwight's face over his criticism but can't overcome his cool assurance. He's fabulous and neither woman can really touch him.
Best line of the night? When NeNe told Kandi she thought she owed her an apology and Kandi said, "Good thing she don't get paid for thinking."
I can't wait to use that line.
And NeNe, you know damn well you don’t want nobody calling you ghetto. But that's the way you acted this season, girlfriend. So if the name fits…
You were constantly all up in Kandi's face for nothing, it was ridiculous. How you go from saying Sheree and you would never be friends last season to Sheree and you being BFF’s this season.
I don't know, I just don't feud with my friends for ratings, I guess. This back and forth shit is stupid and tiring. But I guess if you don't really have a job, that's your job.
Kim denies a stripper past while NeNe fesses up to hers, she knows the booty pop and all. And Kim, I guess if you keep having one-hit wonders one right after the other you can have an entire album of songs. We see her recording, so off-tune everyone winces. But Kandi is such an encouraging and uplifting person she made it through, with lots of Autotune and picking this piece and that.
NeNe expresses her disappointment at not being on the record. Her feelings were hurt and I can see where she's coming from with that. But still, it was Kim's dream, not hers.
And after making so much fun of Kim's non-singing ass how could she believe she'd still be wanted.
Kim has feelings too. Maybe her kid was really sick and caused her to miss Kandi's performance and she wasn't just shacking up with the Poppa.
Her live performance of Tardy For The Party is so, so…Heidi Montag. The other Housewives sit in stony, smiling politeness, the worst kind of audience. Everyone thought it was great, fun, they liked the beat. RIGHT. What is this, Bandstand? Kandi recommends Kim sing the song at Super Bowl halftime. We cringe.
What does the future hold for these ladies? They’re writing books, reading scripts, creating babies, clothes (Ha!) or wigs and making fitness videos. Work it girls!
Then we get into dear, departed AJ territory as Kandi sings us out with her new song.
NBC is putting the series into syndication starting next year so prepare to start rolling in the dough, lovely ladies. Soon we'll be able to see one group of Housewives or another all the time.
Bravo has also started filming on the 2010 premiere of “The Real Housewives Of Washington, D.C.” Prepare, bitches.
Read recap of the part one of the Reunion here.
SexyChattyCatty is a regular contributor at CrabbyGolightly.com where she writes frequently on TV, America's favorite snack food.
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Comments
Mouth-watering write up !!! Wikileaks will release more info on this :).
Posted by: incoterms | July 26, 2010 08:15 PM