Such a decision has about as much integrity as a woman who "saves herself for marriage" by allowing guys to stick it up her rear.

And what self-respecting Christian refuses to speak on the telephone to another human being based on their lifestyle and/or orientation? She has not only taken an anti-gay marriage stance -- which she defends with her outdated Christian ideologies -- but now she seemingly refuses to speak to anyone of the less-than-hetero persuasion, taking off her microphone on Larry King Live when a caller prefaced his question with "I am a gay man."

Is it awesome that Carrie made a sex tape? Kind of. But the whole fiasco would be so much more satisfying if she owned up to it, if she said "Yeah, I did that because I wanted to and it felt right."

Carrie Prejean’s choice to chastise herself, and her denial of the existence of these artifacts devalues and invalidates women everywhere who are comfortable enough to twiddle it for the camera.

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