Honestly, I'd have broken up with her just for showing up in that godawful red drapery at the Met's annual Costume Institute party. If Sarah Silverman tried donning this dress, we would have known that it's okay to laugh.

Which reminds us how rarely we saw JT and JB laughing together, the first alert that the relationship's heading toward Splitsville. And then there's JT's rumored penchant for swinging his thing at the ladies. As y'all know, Lindsay Lohan dimed on the musician this summer when she twittered something about "JB's cheater" then blamed it on her account being hacked.

Anyhoo, I took the public's temperature on this breakup on the comment boards. And -- ta da! -- few seemed surprised or really cared. Someone commenting at E Online! as I know it's not nice wrote, "but PLEASE let it be true! Not that my opinion matters, BUT I never liked this couple."

And many fans were already dreamy about a potential JT-Britney re-hookup: "PLEASE! PLEASE! Let this be true!,'' wrote the real deal. "That's kinda mean I know but these two together are just BLAH! … Bring back pinky stinky".

Then there's the sizzling rumors about JT romancing Rihanna, or as BestWeekEver put it, "Made Up Story Of The Day."

We actually like the idea 'cuz Rihanna needs someone to give her a pretty gift in a box after that ugliness she had to endure a few months back. Stay tuned.