WITH THESE BILLIONS I THEE WED

Credit: New York Post

Ivanka Trump Marries Jared Kushner

By Elizabeth C.

DOESN'T SHE LOOK LOVELY AS A PRESBYTERIANMASHJEWISH BRIDE?

Donald Trump's female mini me Ivanka married her publishing beau Jared Kushner at a New Jersey golf course Sunday, merging their families' collective green power to $5 billion, according to Forbes and Mediaite figures. (Or $8 billion, depending on whose figures you believe.)

The bride, 27, wore white Vera Wang, naturally. The groom, a sleek black tux, crooked bow-tie and receding hairline. The father of the bride gave the understated (and not fit for reality TV) toast: "Be happy and enjoy your life."

The bride is daughter of a real estate magnate and TV boss; the groom is publisher of the New York Observer and son of a once-jailed New York real estate scion.

The couple were married in a private Jewish ceremony; the bride is believed to have converted to Judaism for his family.

Like any good archetypical society couple, Ivanka and Jared will honeymoon in Africa, where Ivanka will keep us abreast of any marauding wildebeasts or feasting lions through Twitter.

Because these two know better than most that branding and social media mean everything to an upwardly-climbing New York couple.

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