HEAD CASE

Go Figure: Deciphering Kanye's Puzzling New 'Do'

BEHOLD: KANYE WEST'S NEW DESIGNS IN HIS DO.

Not to be outdone, West's gal-pal Amber Rose, sports her Star Trek Enterprise shades as seen on Streething.com (and coincidentally recommended for a Kanye West music video!)

One of our favorite blogs of the moment, Nerve, asked readers to write a caption for the photo. We go further and imagine several possible conversations between one of hip hop's reigning couples.

5) "I got my haircut by this up-and-comer, Daron. He cuts for Kobe, Jordan, & that guy who hosts that Let's Make a Deal gameshow, Howie, something, I heard he was a germaphobe? You know the one. I'm 96% sure he was on E at the time, but it's cool cause I'm rich and a trendsetter, so what can you really say to me?" Rose rolls eyes and silently gags, unbeknowst to Kanye who can't see through her updated, limited-edition shades.

4) "They told me they come in peace & bring Louis Vuitton so I told them, 'Hell yea, you can leave the map on my head!' Talk about exclusive!"

3) Rose: "I'm bald and I'm fierce." West: "I've got a map to India from the southern most tip of Spain on my head so now I'm fierce too." Rose: "Jackass."

2) This is your brain. This is a diagram of your brain on the outside of your head when you have too much money. Any questions?

1)"I did the damn puzzle on your head 15 times on the way over. I don't care if you're 'the Kanye West', I'm not doing it again."

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Shakenya Jackson boasts she is among Chicago's finest writers. She enjoys long walks in the park and dirty dishes.