DREAMS DO COME TRUE

Don't Be Tardy For The Trouble: Kim's Got A Single & NeNe's Gonna Be Angrrrry

LOOKS LIKE Kim Zolciak is the breakout star of Real Housewives of Atlanta! At least, for this season.

Kim's new one-hit wonder is (Don't Be) Tardy For The Party and I have to admit it's as contagious as a veneral disease.

After bombing in the studio last season, I'm surprised girlfriend is still determined to be a singing sensation. Fellow housewife and real singer Kandi was one of the producers and it's really due to her that the number's on YouTube and iTunes.

I saw Kim sing the hook after an agonizing anxiety attack that left her crying on the couch. She amazed herself just doing that. I'm not sure if that's her on the rest of the lyrics or not. With Auto tune, who the hell can tell. It's just… a voice singing a catchy tune.

You know drama's on the menu 'cause NeNe Leakes was supposed to sing on the song as well. But after Kim got the courage to do her hooks she pretty much said, "Ahh, I don't think we need her." Uh-oh, NeNe's gonna be angrrry!

I'm also sure she's pissed with Kim's collaboration and close friendship with Kandi; her bloody fall at the "alter ego" portraits party, and now girlfriend's got a record out!

NeNe, now you in danger, girl. Of being outplayed.

Let's talk about Miss NeNe for a minute. She's gotten increasingly, uh, bougie this season.

Has that new short cut gone to her head? And calling Kandi ghetto? One thing I do know is that Kandi's hair is fierce, while NeNe's weave sometimes has a small crown of dark hair showing.

Roots? A yarmulke? What is that?

I don't think none of these sisters, or Kim, come from money. If they did they wouldn't be on this show. They are the nouveau riche, and NeNe is proof.

Please, NeNe, leave that role to Sheree. Whose fashion show is greatly awaited.

Don't be tardy for the party!

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