LET'S PRETEND

Breaking News! Frenchman Best At Pretending He's A Rock Star

IF ONLY CRABBY HAD DEVELOPED A SENSE OF HUMOR EARLIER.

All that angst for nothing, all those rants wasting precious air time, all that striving.

If only I had taken it all less seriously, maybe I'd be raucously contorting myself with an invisible guitar, and claiming the title of "World's Air Guitarist Champion," as Sylvain 'Gunther Love' Quimene is right now.

Quimene won 2009's world air guitar showdown held in Finland on August 21st. According to AFP, "Quimene won the Championships after wowing judges with his acrobatic dance routines and outrageous outfits."

Oh, wait, Quimene, and last year's winner Hot Lixx Hulahan (shown above) probably sweated balls trying to become the world's best. I guess you just have to pick what you're gonna care about. Congrats fellas for tuning into fun and tuning out the crumbling world around.