Extreme Clown Posse: The Clown Porn 'Niche'
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Extreme Clown Posse: The Clown Porn Niche
HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE A MOVIE THAT BEGINS: "No clowns were harmed during the filming of this movie. (However, two goats and a chicken have gone missing)."
Ha!
I laughed out loud when Crabby sent me this story from Open Salon and asked if I had ever heard of Clown Porn. Of course I'd heard of it. I work at the porn palace. And I found this particular movie both hilarious and downright horrifying. Not because I'm afraid of clowns but because the ending would probably be appalling to most people. For a pretty innocuous movie I don't know why they had to go there.
The movie's also been reviewed at Amazon by a single viewer, who describes it as "an adult title with a clown theme. Every scene involves clowns in one or more ways, and pies are thrown at faces quite a bit."
Clown is just one of many porn "niches."
There's she-male, midget," amputee, fatties, and twinks. I could go on.
In porn it’s whatever floats yer boat. And sometimes you can’t knock something til you’ve made yourself up, put on the floppy shoes and red nose and honked your way into bed. You see this stuff and then, for real, you see bondage so breathtakingly beautiful you want to hang it on your living room wall.
I think the writer of "My (Mis) Adventures with Dating A Clown" should have tried it. It’s harmless and he didn’t have all his clown friends coming out of his car. He just wanted to come.
SexyChattyCatty is a regular contributor at CrabbyGolightly.com where she writes frequently on TV, America's favorite snack food.
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