Sampling The Highs And Lows Of La La Land As Peter, Bjorn & John's Roadie
THE DIARY OF A POSEUR

Sampling The Highs And Lows Of La La Land As Roadie for Peter, Bjorn & John
MONDAY WAS SPENT DOING TYPICAL ROCK 'N ROLL THINGS: Getting paper towels, cigarettes, printer paper etc.
Bright spot of the day: I find out one of the guys who works for my bro is the brother-in-law of a guy who is best friends with Benji DC Madden of Good Charlotte who is married to Nichole Richie. I'm six degrees away from Paris Hilton.
Watched Peter, Bjorn & John again from the wings of the Bowl and got an unexpected surprise. During their set a half empty water bottle fell over. My brother looked at me and said, "Go get it."
Go get it…It was one thing yesterday to go on stage after the set, leisurely walk around, take my time, but now during the actual gig, this was serious. As I started to move onto the stage in front of 10,000 people I hear him say "keep low."
Keep low…I'm a middle aged adult with a bad hip. Keeping low is not so easy, but I was already committed as I had passed a large amp and was in clear line of sight.
I got as low as I could go but I really don't think I was that low. I was more hunched then anything. But mission accomplished, the bottle was removed from the stage and brought safely back to the wings.
After the show the guy who works for my brother makes arrangements for me to meet his brother-in-law's friend the next morning. The guy works in a tattoo parlor on Melrose. I can already smell Paris.
Tuesday morning, I arrive at the parlor to meet an inked up Russell Crowe look-a-like. This guy has inked Benji from Good Charlotte, Ben Affleck and the Jackass guys to name a few. The first thing he says is, "Man it's early to start doing tattoos."
I start to explain that I don't really want a tattoo, I'm just looking for info on how I can meet Paris Hilton. He says, "Come in back and we'll talk."
About 2 hours later I am no closer to meeting Paris, but I am now sporting an awesome dragon tattoo.
Tuesday night, the band plays at the Skybar.
For those of you out of the loop (like me) this is a very trendy & hip place on Sunset Strip. The stage has been built right next to the pool. And yes, starlets in bikinis abound. Of course being dressed all in black and working pool side has its drawbacks. I'm sweating like a pig.
Besides the view, the load in is tough. Three separate runs for batteries and the keyboard doesn't work. I take a stab at opening it up, spraying the contacts and wiping it down. After putting it back together, it is official -- it will never make music again.
My bro Chris sends a crack team onto Sunset Blvd. to get a new keyboard ASAP as possible. We're less than two hours before show time.
Near showtime, I collect the band & girlfriends and shuttle them to the venue.
I also have gotten a new role. I am the walker. I walk the band to and from the green room. The Skybar is first class, and since it's a private party to launch a new vodka brand into the US, the band is relaxed. In fact the band, Chris and I are all swigging champagne from a bottle behind the stage.
I'm feeling more confident as "part of the band," so I see two really cute girls at the side of the stage, bouncing up and down and singing along. I feel empowered and I signal the girls to come up the stairs and stand right next to the stage. They are both very excited and run up the steps. I do take a look at Chris for approval and he nods. Note: I never see the girls again.
The band and some of the crew leave for The Roosevelt. I am invited along and say I'll catch up with them there. I need to go back and get the Porsche. The entrance is everything. I get to the Roosevelt, valet the Porsche and head toward the velvet ropes. Here is where I get my first glimpse at the ugly underbelly of Hollywood.
I approach the woman manning the rope and explain that I am meeting some friends here. She tells me it's reservations and guests list only tonight. She tells me to text them and have someone come get me. I start sending texts but no one is responding. I am texting and calling like crazy and the entire time I see people walk up and are let right in.
I have been standing in the parking lot for a half hour feeling like a total asshole as the rich and beautiful glide pass the velvet rope. I finally get a text that says, "Tell her your with Peter, Bjorn and John. I didn’t even think of that. I had just assumed that since I was associated with them, that they weren't powerful enough to break through this gatekeeper. I walk up to her and say “I’m here with Peter Bjorn and John” and hold my breath. I'm overjoyed as she raises her hand and unclasps the shiny chrome hook from the post. And with a nod of her head, I'm in.
The venue is outdoors, surrounding a pool with palm trees and filled with the beautiful people. Of which I am now one.
I find the band and crew who are relaxing, drinking, talking on plush outdoor patio furniture. As I sit down, I hear, ''Let's get out of here."
I just got here; I stood in the parking lot for almost 40 minutes texting and calling. Now that I'm in, they're all leaving?? WTF!
Mike S. is a project manager in the petroleum industry and adjunct professor at Northwestern University. He's living the rock n' roll life for two weeks in La La Land and other parts West. His reality is Uptown, Chicago. You can read his first diary entry here
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