MEGAN FOX EXTRA: MOUTH WIDE OPEN
Megan Fox's 10 Most Fearsome Quotes
LUCKY FOR US, MEGAN FOX HAS A MOUTH AND SHE'S NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
Which means her interviews are chock full of ribald soundbites and naughty confessions. Consuming them is like filling up on red hots -- they're spicy hot and devoid of nutrients, but sometimes you just gotta suck on 'em.
On this August 4th, when the men of publishing are swearing off their favorite snack food, we're providing Megan's choicest quotes for your consumption. Enjoy!
10. 
"I actually went to Bible camp when I was 11. Bible camp is fucking awesome -- you sing songs about Jesus and then you do arts and crafts about Jesus. One night, I snuck out to meet the first boy I ever had a crush on. Each cabin had two counselors, so it was really difficult. I had the balls, but he was too chickenshit. After a couple of hours, I snuck back into bed and went back to sleep, very disappointed." -- Blender.com.
9. 
"I would never issue an apology for my life and for who I am. It's like, Oh, I'm sorry I took a naked, private picture that someone is an asshole and sold for money. I'm sorry if someone else is a dick. No. You shouldn't have to apologize. Someone betrayed Vanessa, but no one's angry at that person. She had to apologize. I hate Disney for making her do that. Fuck Disney…They take these little girls, and they put them through entertainment school and teach them to sing and dance, and make them wear belly shirts, but they won't allow them to be their own people. It makes me sick." -- GQ.com.
8.
"Look, I'm not a lesbian -- I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl -- Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing." -- GQ.com
7.
"I think all women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols. That's what our purpose is in this business. You're merchandised, you're a product. You're sold and it's based on sex. But that's okay. I think women should be empowered by that, not degraded." -- Entertainment Weekly.
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"As far as girls go, I have a really badass personality. I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation. So I'm not afraid to speak, and I think that's what people read as this überconfidence. I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." -- Entertainment Weekly.
5. "I think that I'm so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting." -- EW.com, ibid.
4. 
"I really enjoy having sex, and that's offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which is sad. I haven't met a lot of men who've said, 'You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are!' That's because they wish their wives or girlfriends would have more sex with them." -- FHM.
3. "I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, 'Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.' -- FHM.
2. "For me, touching (former fiance) Brian’s dick for two seconds --that’s not part of our sex life. That’s me playing around; you know, you just cup it a little. For a few seconds." -- GQ.com.
1. "If my mom were to tell me that I'd been born with male and female genitalia and that she had to make a choice, I would believe her." -- GQ.com.
