UNDERACHIEVER
Megan Fox Gets Stupid Ugly, Proves She's No Angelina
AS THE DAYS COUNT DOWN TO THE MUCH BALLYHOOED JUNE 24TH RELEASE OF Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, the buzz is all about sexpot Megan Fox and whether she's the next Angelina.
There's the media created "war" between Fox and long-reigning vixen Jolie as the younger starlet is whispered to be Jolie's replacement in the Tomb Raider series.
There's side-by-side photographic comparisons of the two beauty A-listers.
There's even online guessing games comparing leggy red carpet styles -- all of which Fox dismisses in a recent Entertainment Weekly interview.
"Because I have tattoos and dark hair and I was in an action movie? That's as far as the similarities extend," she pooh-poohs. "I'm not the next anyone. I'm sure she has no idea who I am."
Then Megan lets her Freudian slip show by adding, "But if I were her, I'd be like, "Who the f--- is this little bulls--- brat who was in Transformers that's going to be the next me?"
The EW interview makes crystal clear that Megan is no Angelina, as she's barely seems to care if she's considered an actress.
"I can't s--- on (Transformers) because it did give me a career and open all these doors for me. But I don't want to blow smoke up people's ass. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting."
Brilliant, Megan! We didn't notice that the movie was about explosions and boobs.
The starlet muses that "one day I could be a very good actress. But so far, I haven't done anything yet." In the meantime, she's happy as sex object for hire.
"It doesn't bother me," she says. "I don't know why someone would complain about that. That just means that the bar has been set pretty low. People don't expect me to do anything that's worth watching. So I can only be an overachiever.
"I think all women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols," she continues. "That's what our purpose is in this business. You're merchandised, you're a product. You're sold and it's based on sex. But that's okay. I think women should be empowered by that, not degraded."
Oh Megan, you silly little tool. As vain as Angelina is, she has more depth in her baby toe than you do you in your entire smokin' bod.
Here's our advice: marry early and well because the path you are on leads straight to the jungle of I'm A Celebrity…
Get Me Out Of Here! with you in the role of Janice Dickinson. And that isn't very pretty.
Oh, one final thought: Keep your hands off Brad! Or Ang will
eat you alive.
Comments
ugh...nobody is on their high horse, we are stating facts you noob. Megan Fox is very, very dumb.
Posted by: megan sux | July 3, 2009 04:13 AM
Dear god, this woman needs to get some class! Everyone goes on about how gorgeous she is, but she just seems crude, cheap and skanky. And on top of that she has the mental capacity of a goldfish. At best.
Posted by: Stacie | June 23, 2009 05:54 PM
I have no problem with anything Megan Fox said in this article.
I feel that you're coming down way too hard on her and being way too judgemental.
Come down off your high horses.
Surely there are worthier opponents who deserve your condemnation in Hollywoodland.
Posted by: Sandra | June 18, 2009 07:34 AM