While the Countess noted that you weren't a girl's girl, that’s ok. But Real Housewives is a girl's girl show. And, from your comments, you didn't know that. Tsk, tsk, ignorance isn’t always bliss, is it? You thought you could go on a television show without checking it out first. Thank God you didn't go on Judge Judy! Or was it that you thought you would bring the fabulous to any show you joined? You just brought the hate.

I understand exactly Bethanny's anger with you. It wasn’t jealousy. Regardless of anyone's socioeconomic position, no one wants to "meet" someone for the first time 10 times. I’ve known people like that. It makes a person feel invisible and no one likes that feeling, it’s hurtful.

Instead of acting like you'd never seen her before in life, she expected you to at least say, "Hey, I've met/seen you before," even if you didn’t remember her name.

I'm also sure you fawned all over her boyfriend at Tommy Hilfiger's. You just seem like that kinda chick.

Ramona told Simon that he was lacking "depth." She also should've called you out on that point.

At the Brass Monkey you pretty much told Bethenny, "I'm a terribly gorgeous, fabulous person (MaxMax wants to date meeeeeeeeeeeee) and you're not anywhere near where I am."

Remember -- "I'm up here and you're down here?" with the hand motions? Nice. She just wanted to have a discussion with you about how you treat people, but since you think you’re perfect you didn’t need to hear that. You never gave her a chance to be more than an acquaintance because you were always interrupted by your self-absorption. I won’t call you a piece of shit like she did but only because I didn't have to interact with you. Acting as if you had no idea what the hell she was getting at was truly false. You knew but you didn't want to hear it. It was bad news that would mess with the unicorns and fairies in your head.

And I don't want to hear about editing. But I will agree with you on one thing, that the arrest doesn’t matter. It was just a blip that I'm sure will add more interest to your resume. Oh, and you do tend to look a bit citrusy. As you would say, "Good job!"

I'm on Team Bethenny.

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