Joey Buttufuco appeared in the tabs now and then for one dustup or another. And Amy and Mary Joe met again on television in 2006.

The movie reminded me that I had read something about Amy now being a "dancer." Of the exotic kind.

Then I saw a photo of the real Miss Fisher a week later on the cover of Xbiz, an adult industry trade mag The juvenile temptress is all grown up. The photo accompanying the story shows her crouched, booty out, hands on thighs, in a red and black lingerie ensemble, a long lion-like mane of dark hair, heavy makeup and the requisite pout.

I did some research and it turns out that she's written award winning newspaper columns in Long Island and a book about her experiences. And she's married with two kids. That's, so, so…Long Island. She didn't go to Vegas or Cali. She stayed in her hood and tried to live a normal life. Except, she also did a sex tape with her husband Louis Bellera in 2007.

Since the sex tape didn't seem to hold or focus the public's attention on this new incarnation of Amy, she has decided to "jump full force into adult with a website, feature dance tour and more video content." She's appeared on Howard Stern, Maury, Star Jones and Playboy Radio. She previously aired a pay-per-view special that she claims was so successful she’s going to do a series of them.

I don't know how much of this is her or more the hubby. It's just a feeling I got after viewing an online interview she did with dancer "Miss Bunny" at an AVN convention in 2008. Captioned as just "Celebrity" she confessed to being a bit embarrassed by the tape at first, that she didn’t know her husband was going to release it. So hubby was taping their sex, which is ok. But if my husband just went out and sold tape of us having sex without my knowledge I'd go fucking ballistic. But, of course, once she sawr it (she is from Long Island) and I guess it made some money her attitude changed. The 33-year-old also wants to look back 30 years from now and say about herself "I was hott!"

Is that enough of a reason why a Long Island mom with two kids and a notorious past would want to put herself out there like that?

So I went to the tape.

This is where working at the porn palace comes in handy. A login and two clicks later I'm watching Amy and her husband Lou having sex.

Her boobs are fake which she has freely admitted, and she’s in great shape; her husband’s older with slick silver hair, nice body, virile. I guess that’s her type.

The beginning bathtub scene was a mite painful to watch. I'm guessing she's not a good dancer. She's stiff at times, as if she’s been asked to do this. Not sexy at all. She says all the right things but doesn’t seem to be really enjoying herself. Kinda like Paris Hilton’s tape (it was research!) It's how I imagine Dina Lohan or Jill Zarin look like in a sex tape. It also made me wonder about her cluelessness regarding the tape. There’s a pattern to porn and the couple seemed to be following it. And him staring at the camera or something else while she's sucking him off and begging him to come on her tits, not good.

But because of where I work I suggest that…it really is worth watching! Probably more than once!

I wish Miss Fisher much success on her tours and with her movies. She’s done her prison-time, done the family-time and now it’s mom-time. Maybe she can star in a porn remake of her story. Hustler is moving along this vein with its TV-spoofs This Ain’t Gilligan’s Island, Not Three’s Company, and Not The Bradys. I’d like to see “The Long Island Lolita Shoots Off.”

SexyChattyCatty comments at CrabbyGolightly.com on TV, America's favorite snack food.