FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF

Twitterers Mourn The Death of 'CWalken,' Pray For A Resurrection

LIKE ANY UNEXPECTED DEATH, 'CWalken's sudden demise on Twitter is evoking myriad reactions from his grief-stricken fans.

"I continue my no ice cream silent protest of the @cwalken suspension," writes bitchmobile. "I miss ice cream. My quality of life is being affected."

On more than 100 pages of commentary -- a virtual visitor's book at a wake, if you will -- fans of the 'CWalken' tweeter lament in classic reactions the loss of their daily dose of droll.

There is denial: "Cwalken wasn't real?," asks Derek_Barnes. "I'm so sad!!!"

There is anger: "Hates that dumb skank whose investigation caused twitter to take down the cwalken tweet[s]," vents Feenomite. "I hope she gets ass herpes." (For the record, Crabby is unclear as to the identity of "that dumb skank.")

There is bargaining: "People, rally the troops, saddle up, do what you can," commands BringBackCWalken.

There is depression: "After finding out the cwalken profile was fake -- nothing else matters," bemoans someonesaveus.

And, for a few, there is acceptance: "Faretheewell, @cwalken," writes carondele. "You were a strange and entertaining read while it lasted."

And for those who believe in miracles, Crabby reminds us that Easter approaches with its promise of resurrection: Surely 'cwalken' will live once again on a Saturday Night Live skit? At the very least, we can be sure we will hear from him again in book form compliments of a New York publisher.