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Fury Tale

The Story of 'Chris And Rihanna' For Beginner Readers

By Crabby Golightly

OH, OH!' SAID RIHANNA.


"Let's play!,'' Rihanna said.

'Yes, let's play!,'' said Chris Brown.

'Uh oh!' said Rihanna. 'Uh oh. Oh no!'

'Look, look!,' Mr. Policeman. 'Look! look! look!'

'I see,' said Mr. Policeman.

'My hand slipped,' said Chris Brown. 'It was an accident.'

Rihanna is sad. Sad, sad Rihanna.

'Watch!,' said Chris. 'Watch me play!'

'Look at me!,' Chris exclaimed. 'Look, look, look!'

'See! I can swim! I can sun! I can ski!'

'Uh, oh,'' said Mr. Policeman. 'You're under arrest.'

'Oh, no!,' cried Chris. 'No, no, no!'

Poor Rihanna.

Run, Rihanna! Run, run, run!

Run as fast as you can!

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