Britney's Back (Again), Bitches!
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Britney's Back Again, Bitches! (But Don't Bother Calling, She Doesn't Have A Cellphone)
YEA, YEA, SHE'S BACK. America's Top Tart opened a 32-date tour yesterday in New Orleans, and critics are serving up sentences with words like "sexy" and "tightly choreographed" and "eye-popping."
But DOES this life still make Brit happy anymore? That's the ten million dollar question.
People mag published that "there was a decided
lack of joy in her performance, which felt labored at times."
Brit's taught us all that even fame and fortune can't buy you happiness, a good lawyer or even
a cellphone!
Yet the new Circus tour is reported to be visually stunning: Britney commanding
center stage in a hot new body and ringmaster getup, accented by fire and lights.
Some critics are
claiming BritBrit's relying too much on the lip sync. But this is BRITNEY we’re talking about -- we all know she’s not exactly a vocal powerhouse. Much like Madonna, the songs are secondary to the stage theatrics.
Or, in Britney's case, what she does OFF the stage.
It would be great if she did a tour so amazing that we forgot all about the past few years
where things fell apart for our girl. But the fact is, no matter how incredible she is on
stage, fans are always going to wonder and worry once the show’s over.
Because as we've all seen before, once the lights dim, that’s when the real spectacle begins.
Miz J, who works in advertising, has tons of opinions and a big mouth to broadcast them across the globe; however, the Internet saves her the trouble of yelling.
Check out her blog at Miz J.
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