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New Suspect In the 'Montauk Monster Murder Mystery?

Bernie Madoff Being Questioned In Montauk Murder Mystery; Police Say 'Disaster Girl' Cleared Of Crime

By Crabby Golightly

NEWS BULLETIN!

The devilishly diabolical "Disaster Girl" was cleared of any suspicion in the death of the Montauk Monster after news accounts revealed that the ''worst Jew ever" Bernie Madoff owns an oceanfront estate in the New York seaside community.

Police are questioning Madoff about his whereabouts in July 2009 when the freakishly decomposed corpse was found.

Investigators speculate that the Monster may have threatened to expose the billionaire's financial crimes.

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