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Marie Claire's Virtual Salon Is The Perfect Office Time-Waster

THERE ARE DAYS WHEN CRABBY CAN'T MUSTER A RANT, when even she falls prey to one of the myriad and pointless amusements on the web. Have I got a gag for you!

The girl's mag Marie Claire has this awesome interactive tool that lets you upload photos and then try out different hairstyles, colors and eyeshades on your face. Crabby experimented with a photo of herself and could not look pass the sagging jowl line! I can so vouch for the truism that youth is wasted on the wrong people!

No, it was much more fun to upload images of some sorry ass who sold his mug for probably $100 bucks to be part of the perpetual collection of Microsoft's free clip art library. Fool!

But Crabby benefits from his short-term thinking by being able to try out different hair styles and makeup without fear of personal assault!

This gimmick is the perfect way for passive-aggressives to get back at ex-boyfriends, bullying bosses, and generally any asshole in your life. It even works for pets too! Although you don't have to worry about hurting their feelings.