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A 'Third Sex?' Pregnant Man Pretends To Have A Dick, And The Media Plays Along

By Jason Wilfong

I CELEBRATE EVERY DAY THE FACT THAT I HAVE A PENIS. The sheer primacy of ejaculating delivers the best high; the violence of the explosion is thrilling. My penis also gives me a sense confidence and strength – and apparently the right to a bigger paycheck. Men on average still make more than women.

So it's no surprise that I don’t get the "pregnant man." Frankly he/she creeps me out.

I'm open-minded. I support gay marriage, a woman's right to choose, and the right to change your sex if you really feel the need.

But this woman decided that she was meant to be a man, that she wanted to live the rest of her life as one. Good for her/him; I say welcome to the men’s club.

But then she/he changes his/her mind and decides she/he wants to procreate? And not only once, but twice?

Here’s a news flash: real men don’t have wombs. You are not a man, Thomas Beatie, just a woman playing dress-up. Pick a side and stick with it. Your gender-bending has become a lie.

Jason Wilfong of Chicago, believes he has unrecognized genius. He also loves sports, comic books and good music. You can reach him via email.