NOW THAT THE VAMPIRES’ LOVE NEST HAS BECOME DARK AND FUNEREAL, Robert Pattinson is selling the Los Feliz home he shared with accused “trampire” Kristen Stewart. Camille Grammer is ditching the Malibu mansion she once shared with cheating ex Kelsey Grammer. And Ellen DeGeneres has flipped the modern Malibu spread she snapped from Brad Pitt last December. Today’s Love Celebrity Style plays house.
US Weekly reports Twilight millionaire Robert Pattinson is dumping the $6.3 million house he bought in September 2011 that he shared with Kristen Stewart. “He said there are too many memories,” an insider tells the mag, prompting one to speculate how mentally stable the sparkly vampire boy is. Seriously? She lived there for a few months and you can’t go on? Stewart was photographed in June standing uncomfortably close to Snow White & The Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. (And I still can’t remember his name without looking it up.) I think I’d rather have insiders leak that the house was uninspiring.
Real Housewife of Beverly Hills’ Camille Grammer and her ex Kelsey have listed their “sick” 17,000 square foot Malibu spread for a cool $17.9 million, TMZ reports.
The lavish spread includes 4 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms, ocean views, home theater and guest house, the tab reports. The house is one of three that the kaput couple have currently on the market: a Beverly Hills home is on the market for $18 million and a Beaver Creek, Colo. escape is up for $7million, according to TMZ. That’s sick, all right.
Meanwhile, Kelsey’s fourth wife Katye Walsh, who began dating the television actor before he was divorced from Camille, tells Oprah that “I’m not proud of the way we started out,” Yahoo reports. Commenters over at Yahoo are having a field day with that confession. Writes one: “I’m not proud of the way our relationship started but hey check out this ring!” Katye gave birth to her first child with Kelsey, Faith Evangeline Elisa, in July, meaning we can begin the countdown to Kelsey’s inevitable fourth divorce.
Finally, on a more positive note, Ellen DeGeneres has flipped the modern Malibu spread she picked up from Brad Pitt last December for $13 million — netting a cool million dollar profit in eight months. The stunning modern home features glass walls, overlooks the Pacific Ocean, has pool and tennis court and private beach access. Pitt purchased the home for $4.8 million after dumping Jennifer Aniston and sold it to DeGeneres for $12 million last December. This is the second house the talk show host has flipped this year: back in May she sold her Beverly Hills estate to Ryan Seacrest for an estimated $8 to $11 million more than she originally paid in 2007. Obviously Ellen is indeed a “good talker,” as they say in the chat show industry.
Sucks to be us, amirite?