By Elizabeth C.
ANGELINA JOLIE, THE QUEEN BEE OF PUBLICITY, stings Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart for showmancing America. Vanity Fair‘s Maureen Orth digs into the years-long rumor that Scientology interviewed “brides” for Tom Cruise before marrying Katie. And Seal verbally spanks ex Heidi Klum for “fornicating with the help” after pics surface showing her cozying up to her security guard. Today’s love celebrity style shatters temporal illusions of true love.
Angelina Jolie wrapped up a year’s experiment on Twitter under in the verified “Jolie Project” handle with some final thoughts for the public. Number 3 was especially revealing in these days of a 24-7 news cycle: “Do you know that more than 90% of the stories about celebrities are either made up by some magazine, or are a pr stunt,” the actress (or her proxy?) reveals. “You play along when younger but end up realizing it’s a bad idea. Studios gain, but you don’t. (Kristen – Robert thing : classic)
So the mother of some of the greatest media feeding frenzies in the world, calls out RobStew for being pats in Hollywood’s game, implying their “fauxmance” was conceived by Summit which produced the wildly popular Twilight series. I guess it takes one to know one, amirite?
Vanity Fair dares to go what no publications gone before — into the secret Scientology cabal that conspired to find Tommy Cruise a respectable wife. The mag teases the October piece:
“According to several sources, the organization devised an elaborate auditioning process in which actresses who were already Scientology members were called in, told they were auditioning for a new training film, and then asked a series of curious questions including: “What do you think of Tom Cruise?”
One unwitting auditioner was Nazanin Boniadi, an Iranian actress raised in London who ultimately flunked the test after three months of dating Cruise. On their first date, Cruise reportedly said, “’I’ve never felt this way before.” But Boniadi didn’t pass muster, among the reasons because she once told him, “very well done,” implying her superiority. And she wasn’t as affectionate as he wanted. “I get more love from an extra than I get from you,” Orth reports the actor told Bonaidi. There’s lots more dirt , guaranteeing that this issue will be a hit on the newsstands. One question as yet unanswered: where is the missing Shelly Miscavige, wife of Scientology chief David Miscavige, who arranged the wife interviews?
Finally, we arrive at the spectacle that is becoming the Seal-Heidi Klum divorce. The former lovebirds are now in an increasingly heated war of words after pictures emerged showing the Project Runway host cavorting playfully with her security guard Martin Kristen, while on an Italian beach vacation.
Heidi’s ex told online tab TMZ, “I certainly don’t expect Heidi to all of a sudden become a nun. But as always my main priority is the emotional wellbeing of our children… Whilst I didn’t expect any better from him, I would have thought Heidi would have shown a little bit more class… before deciding to fornicate with the help, as it were.”
A spokesperson for Klum released a statement saying, “It is sad that Seal has to resort to false accusations,” while a friend blabbed to People on the model and body guard: “It’s complicated. Their relationship is hard to define.”
It all makes love seem like an illusion, yes?