FEEL FELINE?
Look! It’s Kim Kardashian’s Kitty Kat
By Elizabeth C.
IN TODAY’S FAKEST NEWS, KIM KARDASHIAN coos about her new kitten Mercy and how her sister Kourtney’s son Mason is obsessed with the furry feline. “Isn’t she so cute?!” Kimmie tells her reality TV enabler E! TV during a Midori Makeover event in Santa Monica.
“I really don’t know what I’m going to do, Mason is so obsessed with her,” the E! star shared. “He wakes me up every morning banging on my door, ‘Mercy! Mercy!’ He wakes up Mercy, and I’m like, ‘She’s sleeping.’ He’s so obsessed with her, it’s really cute.”
The celebrity famous for being famous reveals that she always wanted a white Persian cat. “For years,” she says, no doubt in her best Valley girl lilt.
And get ready to see more of the tiny furball: Kim plans her little girl to have her very own Twitter account soon, no doubt so she can reveal to us how adorable and fetching and loving the Kardashian Klan really is.
But here’s why I want to ask Mercy, named after Kim’s beau Kanye West’s song: why do you always look terrified in Kimmie’s arms?
