ADMIT IT: AREN’T YOU EXCITED FOR THAT FIRST PEEK AT BABY KIMYE’S CHUBBY CHEEKS? To hear that first declaration that Nori has his eyes and her nose and — oh, gawd, Bey and Jay are going to be so jealous?
I thought so. So TADA! Here she is — not? TMZ claims the above snap is being shopped around for “A LOT OF $$$$” by a friend of Kim Kardashian who claims it’s a photo of the reality star’s baby with Kanye West.
But hold your horses, folks, ’cause the online tabloid claims the photo is a “FRAUD!”
The storyline goes like this: assuming some of her fake friends would want to sell her out, Kim distributed a half-dozen fake photos hoping to catch some turncoats in the act. TMZ claims it got a hold of a second “imposter baby” photo, shown below.
“Gotta say … it looks like it could be Kim and Kanye’s baby,” TMZ reports. “It has the right … well, you know … but…K & K sources have seen the pic and claim it’s not the real deal.”
Face it: you’re just going to have to wait with the rest of us hoi polloi until the cherub shows up on the cover of People after her grandmomager has wrangled a multi-million-dollar deal.
Or…what if it’s all bullshit and it’s the real baby in the picture, but Kim now has to lie because it’ll ruin the People deal?
Aren’t you glad you’re life isn’t so complicated?
Just your daily dollop of saccharine!