HAPPY ACCIDENT OR MACULATE CONCEPTION?

Bang! Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant

By Elizabeth C.

SURE, WHY NOT START 2013 WITH A BANG: Kim Kardashian is pregnant, eight months after she began hooking up with baby daddy Kanye West.

West, aka Yeezy, aka Ye, aka “Jackass,” announced the bombshell during an Atlantic City show Sunday night at the Revel Resort.

Never ones to celebrate with quiet satisfaction, the Kardashian klan immediately yelped on Twitter to herald the maculate conception.

“Im a happy girl! Wowza. Oh BABY BABY BABY!,” proclaimed grandmom-to-be Kris Jenner, who’s probably already wracking her brain coming up with prospective domain names based on “K” combination monikers for Blue Ivy’s future playmate.

“I’m excited for Kanye and my sister!” Khloe’s hubby Lamar Odom chimed in. “There’s nothing like bringing life into this world! Let’s keep Gods blessings coming!”

Kardashian enabler Ryan Seacrest also gave the xouple a shoutout, tweeting, “It’s true 🙂 @KimKardashian & @KanyeWest are having a baby! congrats u guys.”

MTV say the future Kardashian-West pup is due sometime in the fall. No word yet on whether Kimye have any plans to make the bastard legitimate in the eyes of the law after the reality star finally breaks free from her husband of 72 days Kris Humphries. Humphries and Kardashian are still haggling in court over the terms of their divorce. The B-Ball player is bitter about the abrupt breakup, and allegedly even suspected that Kim cheated on him with WestTheraflu.

Despite SOME pictures to the contrary, sister Khloe insists that Kim is so happy and she’s like a different person” with Kanye.

I give it two years before the tabloids start blaring bleak headlines similar to those constantly carried about Kim’s older sister Kourtney who shares two children with <>American Psycho wannabe Scott Disick.

Let’s hope Kim doesn’t find out too late that she’s allergic to babies and has to give hers away.