WHACK WEDNESDAY

Jessica Simpson Is Preggers & Nobody Cares, Jennifer Hudson Rethinks Marriage & Lindsay Lohan Spreads ‘Em For A Million

By Miz J

HERE’S A POP (STAR) QUIZ: What’s funnier than Jessica Simpson pretending healthy man tadalafil she’s not obviously, heavily pregnant?

The fact that she waltzed through the airport in a spandex top, flaunting her baby belly, as her father was trying to sell pregnant pics of her to the highest tabloid bidder. Funnier still? Her ex Tony Romo announcing that he and his newly minted Jessica-duplicate are expecting. Fame really IS a bitch.

Anyone been wondering if Jennifer Hudson where to get antibiotics would ever going to marry her longtime fiancée David Otunga? Well, looks like the answer’s a big, fat NOPE.

Let’s back it up a little: the newly-slim Ms. Hudson and Otunga, who you may better remember as Punk from I Love New York (remember HER?), got engaged three years ago and have a two-year-old son, David Jr. together.

Maybe Punk never really got over New York. Maybe Jennifer is more in love with her career. All I know for certain is it’s almost the weekend, and we’re sure to be inundated with rumors about who the honey-voiced Ms. Hudson is with next.

And stop me if you’ve heard this one already: Our favorite fuck-up has just buy seasonale online no prescription wrapped up a spread for Don Juan himself. Yes, Lindsay Lohan has just finished a shoot for Playboy that netted her just under a cool mil. Which, incidentally, might propecia union pharmacy afford her one last, epic bender.

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