By Elizabeth C.
BREAKING HEARTS OF S&M AFFICIANADOS WORLDWIDE, EMMA WATSON denies that she’s been signed to star as Anastasia Steele in the big-screen adaptation of 50 Shades Of Grey.
“Who here actually thinks I would do ’50 Shades of Grey as a movie?'” The Harry Potter star tweeted over the weekend. “Like really. For real. In real life.”
Like, for real, it did sound plausible when Anonymous leaked documents indicating that the 22-year-old star would portray the “submissive” Anastasia Steele, described in the series as a college student with “a small frame and a delicate profile, upturned nose, and soft full lips.”
But the kinky material may be too provocative for the young starlet to consider, and she’s not the only Hollywood A -lister who has publicly disqualified from the running.
“This Fifty Shades of Grey thing is just not gonna leave is it. No, you will not see me in Fifty Shades of Grey, I’m so sorry,” Mila Kunis said during a press junket to promote Oz The Great And Powerful.
There’s no shortage of candidates and the U.K.’s Metro lists its favorite nominees including The Descendents star Shailene Woodley, hot mess Kristen Stewart and US Shameless‘s Emmy Rossum.
Here’s our one and only choice: bad girl Rihanna, because she’s beautiful and vulnerable and naughty all at once. And because, we’re sorry to say she shows a penchant for S&M for dating Chris Brown.