IRONIC
Demi Dumps Ashton As Tab Claims He Pulled A Charlie Harper
By Elizabeth C.
CALL ME A CYNIC BUT THIS WAS INEVITABLE: RadarOnline‘s dropped a bombshell story (or is it a story about a bombshell?) claiming Ashton Kutcher put his pecker in someone other than Demi Moore Saturday night. And Charlie Sheen is bent over in pain from laughing, amirite?
The website TheDirty (I learn about a new one every day!) says Kutcher slept with a 23-year-old blonde in his room on the 12th floor of the Hardrock Hotel in San Diego. Wags are reporting that during a night out with buddies, Ashton was predatory in his search for a playmate but complained that “none of them were hot-tub worthy.” Didn’t take long for that $750,000 per episode to go to his head.
Provoking the loudest hardy har har is the claim that the Two And A Half Men star told the girl that he and his 48-year-old wife “are separated and the public doesn’t know it yet” on the night of his sixth wedding anniversary.
Radar claims that the woman, reportedly named “Sara Leal” and a dead ringer for one of Hugh Hefner’s dyed blonde tools, is in hiding and has lawyered up — but for what? A cash payout or an extras contract from CBS? TheDirty claims she’s asking $250,000 for the dirty details.
The scandal breaks as Star hits the newsstands with a story that the A-list couple are “officially over” because of Ashton’s serial cheating. “They’ve been faking it for the cameras for way too long,” a spy tells the mag. “They both need to be honest with themselves and finally tell the world.”
“It’s a painful time for Demi,” a source says. The star herself waxed philosophically when she tweeted, “When we are offended at any man’s fault, turn to yourself & study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger.”
This is Ashton’s second go-round with reports that he cheated on Demi. The 33-year-old hunk slept with 21-year-old Brittney Jones last yearh As Star previously revealed, Kutcher had a tryst with 21-year-old Brittney Jones while Moore was taping a movie in Detroit. Kutcher threatened to file suit against the tab but never followed through.
And yes, Chuck Lorre, you’re stuck in a reality TV show, in part because you keep feeding the fire.
