A COSTLY DONATION

Kansas Wants Child Support From Sperm Donor Father

By Elizabeth C.

A WHOLE LOT OF SPERM DONORS MUST BE GETTING SWEATY NOW THAT KANSAS STATE OFFICIALS are seeking child support from a man who privately donated his jizz to a lesbian couple he met through Craigslist.

William Marotta, 46, donated his sperm to Angela Bauer and Jennifer Schreiner, who offered $50 on the classified ad site to a potential sperm donor. The lesbian couple used a syringe to conceive but separated a year after delivering a child.

SPECULATING AS SPORT

Are Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Capable Of Getting Married On The Sly?

By Elizabeth C.

SO THE PITT-JOLIES GATHER TO TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS AT DONNA KARAN’S ESTATE IN Turks & Caicos and all of a sudden tongues are wagging that Hollywood’s fading golden couple has gotten hitched.

Pardon me, but going quietly into the marital night does not sound like the M.O. of Angelina’s leg nor of Chanel No. 5’s “inevitable” spokesman.

THE BLAIR HAMSTER PROJECT

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Justin Bieber’s Hamster Custody Dispute Ends On Happy Note

By Jacob Wittich

JUSTIN BIEBER’S SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF ANOTHER PATERNITY scandal and this one involves a hamster.

The controversy started at a recent concert in Atlanta, when the Biebs gave his pet ‘Pac’ to a fan after the show.

SHE’S BAAACK

Whack Wednesday: Rob Kardashian Burns KimYe, Bieber Pap Bites Dust & Congress Blinks On Pay Raise

By Miz J

SO WE’RE KICKING OFF THE NEW YEAR WITH A KIMYE DEVIL SPAWN that will suck up all available limelight. And, as hilarious as it is knowing that Kardashian will probably give birth LONG before Kris grants her that D-I-V-O-R-C-E, here’s something even funnier: